‎Ye Olde Meme Game

Superfroakie

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I randomly found this game one day, and it is the greatest game I’ve ever seen. It is the highest quality game on the appstore. I can’t stop playing this game. I play it every second I’m alive. I’m even playing as I write this review. I played this game at school, and all the girls flocked towards me. I married all of them, and got a job. Then I lost my job and my wife left me. I lived on the streets and survived off of half eaten Mcdonalds I got out of dumpsters. I kept playing the game 24/7 for years. I prayed to Etggames and Le Olde Meme Game every day. I stopped eating or drinking. I no longer needed these mortal requirements such as food or water. I had accended to memedom. My whole being was overwhellmed with dankness. I was one with all dank memes. I had become a god. I now watch over the universe spreading dankness everywhere. Thank you Le Olde Meme Game. Le Olde Meme Game is love. Le Olde Meme Game is life.